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Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩

This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.)

Then, sh*t gets philosophical:
🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you have two sandwiches or two half sandwiches? (Friendships were almost lost over this one.)
🍩 What would happen if you made a sandwich using donuts? (Spoiler: It’s either genius or heart failure waiting to happen.)
🍪 Crumbl Cookies—are they actually good, or just overpriced sugar bricks?

From there, we spiral into:
🗣️ Chris mispronouncing “Gesundheit” in a way that should be illegal.
🎶 Guess the song—where Chris reads lyrics like a robot and David has to figure out what the hell it is.
📍 Zephyrhills, Florida—where fun goes to die.

And because this podcast has zero boundaries:
💻 David introduces Chris to a website that literally just tells you if your computer is on.
🍆 Chris cleaned his toilet, and now his junk is blue. (Don’t ask. Just listen.)
🚽 Men spending 40 minutes on the toilet—what the f* are we even doing in there?

Finally, we close it out with:
💸 Fast Money—where our brains get put to the test (and fail miserably).
📢 What sound should play every time you orgasm? (This is possibly the worst Ask Reddit question we’ve ever answered.)

And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, we drink just to make sense of this show. 🍻

Sit back, crack a beer, and get ready for an hour of chaos, stupidity, and the kind of humor your girlfriend probably hates.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:04 – DO ROOSTERS LAY EGGS?
5:40 – HOW WOULD YOU HIDE A GIRAFFE?
11:42 – 1 WHOLE SANDWICH OR 2 HALF SANDIWCHES?
13:07 – DONUT SANDWICH
14:31 – AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS
16:47 – CRUMBL COOKIES
18:11 – GESUNDHEIT
20:27 – 16 & PREGNANT
23:29 – SNAPE’S BEEN CASTED!
26:44 – GUESS THE SONG
34:03 – ZEPHYRHILLS, FLORIDA
41:54 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
46:16 – UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE
48:55 – ISMYCOMPUTERON.COM
51:00 – FAST MONEY
56:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT ARE MEN DOING ON THE TOILET
1:04:18 – ASK REDDIT - IF YOU COULD CHOOSE A SOUND THAT PLAYED EVERY TIME YOU N**, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1:12:18 – OUTRO
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