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#71 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PITCHER OR A PICTURE
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Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍♂️🪰🎶
This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.
We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:
🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guys?
🍺 Would you rather have unlimited free beer for life or never have a hangover again? (Tell me we’re getting old without telling me we’re getting old.)
🏖️ How much sand does it actually take to make a pile—and why is this the dumbest argument we’ve ever had?
Then things get weird:
🧛♂️ Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie might be the same person... and they both might be able to, uh... remove a rib and do the thing (allegedly).
📸 We play a game where you guess the category based only on seemingly irrelevant images—it derails instantly.
🪙 The government might be canceling pennies, and we are way too passionate about it.
😆 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that are sending us straight to hell.
And in possibly the darkest left turn we’ve ever taken:
🪰 One of us shares the disturbing internet legend of Blow Fly Girl (do NOT Google it at work. Or ever).
🚓 Lacrosse, Wisconsin is apparently America’s unofficial police body cam capital.
🧠 David has a hearing epiphany mid-episode—basically science, but dumber.
Also this episode:
🎵 We break into “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” with zero warning
💬 Sayings from David’s time in the military that we’ll never forget (and probably shouldn’t repeat)
👄 Would you rather: have mouths on the backs of your hands that randomly insult people, or a belly button that sways to music like it’s at Coachella?
📛 Guess which names are real, and which were made up by drunk uncles
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: regret in a can
🔮 Your favorite quotes, bold predictions, and a birthday shoutout roundup you didn’t ask for
This episode is equal parts heartfelt, horrifying, and hilariously inappropriate—just how we like it.
Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:36 – ZOEY’S A TODDLER!
4:51 – FIVE… GUYS..?
8:06 – FREE BEER OR HANGOVER IMMUNITY?
10:23 – HOW MUCH SAND DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A PILE?
12:50 – MARILYN MANSON IS ROB ZOMBIE!
16:13 – GUESS THE CATEGORY!
27:13 – GETTING RID OF PENNIES
29:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
32:40 – BLOW FLY GIRL
38:58 – LACROSSE, WISCONSIN
42:16 – DAVID HAD AN EPIPHANY
43:33 – BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
44:59 – SAYINGS FROM THE MILITARY I’LL NEVER FORGET
52:16 – HARRY POTTER BODY WASH
54:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – MOUTH HANDS OR SWAYING BELLY BUTTON?
58:02 – WOULD YOU RATHER – NEVER ENDING HICCUPS OR LIFETIME OF ALMOST SNEEZING?
58:58 – REAL OR FAKE - NAMES
1:02:17 – HILARIOUS NAMES
1:05:23 – DAD’S MOVING TO FLORIDA!
1:06:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:08:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
1:11:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR “I’M CALLING IT NOW” PREDICTION?
1:17:17 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:02 – OUTRO
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