199: Voodoo Doll - 1 Star Review

Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).

Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll—yes, complete with a topknot and lashes. But when the actual review reveals a disgruntled buyer who bought four dolls and claims “nothing happened,” the Queens dig into what this Etsy review really says about intention, energy, and ethics.

PLUS: Chelsey crowns a local muralist as her Royal Highness and the Queens debate the power of voodoo… and Yelp.

Episode Highlights

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey loses sleep thanks to earworms and anxiety dreams.
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Trey reveals a 1 Star Etsy review for a voodoo doll from LunaZingara.
• (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Bought four dolls. Nothing happened.” 😅
• (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: The seller responds with an epic takedown, calling out “toxic intentions” and voodoo misconceptions.
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews: Are either the reviewer OR the seller worthy of crowns?
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Chelsey crowns Coco, the mural artist who painted her jaw-dropping studio wall! 🎨👑
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease: Next up—a 4 Star review of a strip club. 💃

Timestamps

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:06) Voodoo Doll on Etsy
• (00:12:14) 1 Star ETSY Review
• (00:15:18) There's A Reply!
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease

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