200: Banana Slicer - 5 Star Review

Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

200 EPISODES, BABY! 🎊 In this milestone celebration, the Queens pop some bubbly, reflect on their wildest podcast memories, and dive into the most legendary Amazon review of all time: the iconic 5 Star tale of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

Chelsey pulls out all the stops with this comedic cult classic review by “Wham,” a decade-old epic filled with banana slicing, boomerang chaos, and accidental eunuchs. Is this the funniest review in Amazon history? Or just another bro-written novella disguised as feedback? Either way, it’s the perfect pick for episode 200.

Plus, Trey makes a rhinestoned debut, Chelsey pops champagne all over herself, and the Royal Squad is toasted with gratitude. 🎉💛🍾

🪑 Episode Highlights

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Trey takes aim at coat-over-chair theater goers 😤
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Chelsey finally brings the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer to the podcast!
• (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Much, Much More Than It Seems” (You’re not ready.)
• (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: There is no reply… but boy is there reaction.
• (00:21:04) The Verdict: The Queens crown this infamous review—but do they agree?
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Trey honors a blinding new desk accessory 🔥

🕰️ Timestamps

• (00:00:35) Introduction & 200th Celebration Begins! 🎉
• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown
• (00:12:14) Review Reading
• (00:15:18) Review Reaction
• (00:21:04) The Verdict
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
• (00:29:00) After Show Tease: Banana Radiation + Banana Game?! 🍌

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