Schitt with Money S1E3: Don’t Worry, It’s His Sister

Schitt with Money

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are diving into Episode 3, where Johnny Rose attempts his first “CEO move” in Schitt’s Creek—only to discover the town’s marketing problem is a bit worse than expected. Meanwhile, Moira falls into an internet-fueled spiral, David faces a devastating financial reality, and we learn that Roland’s family history is just as questionable as his fashion choices.

In This Episode:

🪧 The world’s worst welcome sign – Johnny’s grand plan to boost the town’s appeal is derailed when he realises the town’s historic sign is, um… deeply inappropriate. But don’t worry—it’s his sister.

📱 Moira vs. the internet – She breaks the golden rule of being in the public eye: never read the comments. Cue existential crisis, dramatic monologues, and a dose of anonymous tormentors.

💸 David’s financial reality check – The man thought credit cards were just free money. Johnny quickly bursts that bubble.

👜 David’s job search begins – “Something in art curating or trend forecasting” doesn’t quite match Schitt’s Creek’s employment opportunities. Minimum wage is what now?!

💳 How do you pay for that? – “On the credit card” isn’t a valid long-term financial strategy. David (reluctantly) learns that jobs = income.

Schitt We Learned:

🔹 Credit cards aren’t magic. They feel like “tap and go” money until the bill arrives. David’s experience is a reminder that overspending on autopilot is a risky game.

🔹 Interview prep is important. If your job interview answer is “because I need eye cream,” you might need a better approach.

🔹 Boldness is rewarded. Whether it’s Jocelyn bravely asking Moira for a favour (RIP Jocelyn) or Johnny trying to fix the town’s image, putting yourself out there can pay off.

🔹 Family dynamics are weird. Whether it’s Moira’s kids taking shifts in her past breakdowns or Roland thinking the sign is fine, this episode proves that every family has their quirks.

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📣 Leave us a voice message at SpeakPipe.com/SchittWithMoney – tell us what we missed or drop your favourite quote from the episode!

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Next up: Episode 4 – “Bad Parents.” The title says it all. Moira and Johnny attempt to prove they’re not neglectful parents… with mixed results.

Until next time, remember: credit cards not real money. Just ask David.