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Grab your helmet and hang on to your britches, ‘cause this episode of the Simple Minds Sports Show is more chaotic than a possum in a moonshine distillery. Chief Bobby kicks things off with another dangerously stupid round of This or That—featuring choices no sane man should ever have to make. Would you rather start beef with a biker gang or... well, you'll just have to listen.

Then it’s time for the Simplest Minds of the Week, where we salute some world-class dumbasses—from Jokic's horse-head heist to some twins Down Under that made us question evolution. Oh, and we also witnessed a horse dive off a platform like it’s trying out for SeaWorld.

If you like your sports talk like your meatloaf—unfiltered, undercooked, and slightly offensive—this episode is for you. Let’s get dumb.

📝 Show Notes:

🧠 THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY

Chief Bobby asks the questions no one should have to answer:

  • Fresh tomatoes 🍅 or fresh bread 🍞
  • Never wash your hands again 🙌 or never wash your hair again 💇‍♂️
  • Peek at a dong at the urinal 🍆 or creep on a mystery pooper in the stall 🚽
  • Pizza cut party-style (squares) 🍕 or good ol' fashioned slices 🔪
  • Start beef with a biker gang 🏍️ or ram your hog into your boss’s wife 🐷💥
  • Get picked up for work by a school bus 🚌 or need a chaperone on all evening outings 🕵️‍♂️
  • Ice cream solo 🍨 or with sprinkles 🌈
  • Sandwich with the meat as the “bread” 🥪 or condiments lathered on the outside 🤢

💩 SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

The Dumbass Hall of Fame inductees for this week:

Got a stupid question or a dumber video? Send it in—we'll roast it on air.

🎧 Subscribe, rate, and review before your brain cells fully evaporate.

Listen to this full episode on:

Spotify

https://open.spotify.com/show/4JOz2aBEi3yQt2QEjbSqGV?si=e75a42c1a56c41f2&nd=1&dlsi=d0fc5e509b3f40a3

iTunes

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-simple-minds-sports-show/id1518138259

Follow us on:

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@simplemindssports2919

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/simple-minds-sports-show-412335205/

Facebook: facebook.com/simplemindssports.

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simple_minds_sports

Twitter/X: https://x.com/simple_minds_s

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simple_minds_sports

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Simple Minds Sports is dedicated to New England Sports. Make sure to hit the like button and subscribe! Give us your hottest takes on the latest Celtics, Bruins, Patriots, and Red Sox news or anything in between!

WE DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO SELECT AUDIO IN THIS VIDEO

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Grab your helmet and hang on to your britches, ‘cause this episode of the Simple Minds Sports Show is more chaotic than a possum in a moonshine distillery. Chief Bobby kicks things off with another dangerously stupid round of This or That—featuring choices no sane man should ever have to make. Would you rather start beef with a biker gang or... well, you'll just have to listen.

Then it’s time for the Simplest Minds of the Week, where we salute some world-class dumbasses—from Jokic's horse-head heist to some twins Down Under that made us question evolution. Oh, and we also witnessed a horse dive off a platform like it’s trying out for SeaWorld.

If you like your sports talk like your meatloaf—unfiltered, undercooked, and slightly offensive—this episode is for you. Let’s get dumb.

📝 Show Notes:

🧠 THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY

Chief Bobby asks the questions no one should have to answer:

  • Fresh tomatoes 🍅 or fresh bread 🍞
  • Never wash your hands again 🙌 or never wash your hair again 💇‍♂️
  • Peek at a dong at the urinal 🍆 or creep on a mystery pooper in the stall 🚽
  • Pizza cut party-style (squares) 🍕 or good ol' fashioned slices 🔪
  • Start beef with a biker gang 🏍️ or ram your hog into your boss’s wife 🐷💥
  • Get picked up for work by a school bus 🚌 or need a chaperone on all evening outings 🕵️‍♂️
  • Ice cream solo 🍨 or with sprinkles 🌈
  • Sandwich with the meat as the “bread” 🥪 or condiments lathered on the outside 🤢

💩 SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

The Dumbass Hall of Fame inductees for this week:

Got a stupid question or a dumber video? Send it in—we'll roast it on air.

🎧 Subscribe, rate, and review before your brain cells fully evaporate.

Listen to this full episode on:

Spotify

https://open.spotify.com/show/4JOz2aBEi3yQt2QEjbSqGV?si=e75a42c1a56c41f2&nd=1&dlsi=d0fc5e509b3f40a3

iTunes

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-simple-minds-sports-show/id1518138259

Follow us on:

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@simplemindssports2919

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/simple-minds-sports-show-412335205/

Facebook: facebook.com/simplemindssports.

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simple_minds_sports

Twitter/X: https://x.com/simple_minds_s

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simple_minds_sports

--

Simple Minds Sports is dedicated to New England Sports. Make sure to hit the like button and subscribe! Give us your hottest takes on the latest Celtics, Bruins, Patriots, and Red Sox news or anything in between!

WE DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO SELECT AUDIO IN THIS VIDEO

Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-simple-minds-sports-show/id1518138259

Listen on Spotify Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/4JOz2aBEi3yQt2QEjbSqGV?si=e75a42c1a56c41f2

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