It's a Bad year to Blow. The Patriots NFL Draft Worst Case Scenario

The Simple Minds Sports Show

The boys are back with another unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably Boston take on all things NFL Draft and beyond. Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby dive headfirst into Patriots Draft Watch, debate whether Campbell at 4 is a reach or a revelation, and unpack trade rumors hotter than your aunt’s buffalo chicken dip.

Then it’s time for Headlines with The OBVIOUS ONE — coming to you live from a couch that may be eligible for disability. Celtics, Sox, and Bruins all get the roast they deserve, plus Big Mac drops a Deep Thought that'll have you wondering if he’s talking about sports or his last failed Tinder date.

This one’s got everything: bad takes, worse jokes, and just enough real analysis to make your dad say, “These guys kinda know what they’re talkin’ about.” Let’s get weird.

🏈 NFL Draft Watch

• Patriots open for trade at #4 — not sold on Campbell?
• PLAY CLIP: “Elliot Wolf is a rat”
• Chargers embarrassed us last year in the Ladd McConkey deal. Don’t let history repeat itself.
• Campbell is solid even if he shifts to guard. Double down on O-line? Let’s build the wall.
• Ideal line: Campbell, pick #38, Bradbury, Onwenu, Moses
• Stay AWAY from Membou. Attitude stinks.

OL Prospects to Consider:

Josh Simmons (OSU), Josh Conerly (OR), Aireontae Ersery (MN)

💸 Free Agency & Trade Buzz

• Tyler Lockett to Titans: 1 yr / $4–6M — get another vet WR now!
• Targets: Amari Cooper? Keenan Allen?
• Patriots still need a free safety — Justin Simmons is out there. Call him!

Trade Rumors Heating Up:

• Jeanty interest is real.
• Teams to watch: Jags, Raiders, Bears, Broncos
• Breer says if someone trades up, it’s for Jeanty. Not QB. Not Hunter. Not Carter.

📰 HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE

Live from the pre-diabetic couch of wisdom, it's time for Boston sports the way only we can do it:

🏀 Celtics Win Game 2

Jaylen Brown drops 36 while OBVIOUS ONE drops tots down his cleavage.

Tatum out with a sore wrist — like most of OBVIOUS ONE’s high school experience.

Also: He congratulated himself for inventing math. (Spoiler: he didn’t.)

⚾️ Red Sox Lose Again

New green uniforms, same stink.

OBVIOUS ONE watched the whole game while eating a floor-calzone and yelling about Megan Rapinoe.

Bonus: accidentally subscribed to Donna on OnlyFans, who steps on pies. Worth it?

🏒 Bruins Out

Lindholm and McAvoy are toast.

OBVIOUS ONE tried to learn hockey strategy but got distracted by the Zamboni. Thought it was a Transformer. Tried to talk to it.

💭 BIG MAC’S DEEP THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:

“Boston sports are like me during sex — slow start, brief hope, and then an unexpected nap. Sometimes there is crying.”

🔔 Don’t miss next week:

Dr. Big Mac deep-throats a cannoli while explaining the NFL Draft and draws playoff brackets using macaroni art and soft farts. Only on the Simple Minds Sports Show.

Stay thick, Boston.

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