"iPhone SE 2025 Dropping Next Week, Yeet The Home Button, Get USB-C!" SDN podcast

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In this episode, I’m excited to unveil Fusion Mobile a revolutionary web phone that lets you make calls and video calls directly from your browser using just a simple 4-digit number. No apps, no sign-ups, no hassle. Discover how Fusion Mobile is changing the game for easy, instant communication and why this is just the beginning of something big. Tune in and get ready to experience the future of calling. https://shorturl.at/a6RWT…

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The Big Beautiful Betrayal: Why Trump’s Bill Crossed the Line 5:23

14 days ago5:23

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In this raw and unfiltered episode of SDN , Paul—founder of Shadow Metropolis—pulls back the curtain on the so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” pushed by Donald Trump and his allies. 🚨 Spoiler alert: it’s not beautiful. It’s dangerous. Paul speaks from the gut as someone directly affected by Trump’s attempt to slash Medicaid, and he’s not holding back. This ain’t about party loyalty—this is about survival. About disabled lives, real families, and a government turning its back on its most vulnerable. You’ll hear: • How this bill targets disabled Americans • Why this was Paul’s final breaking point with Trump • This isn’t just a political episode—it’s a warning, a wake-up call, and a battle cry from a king who refuses to let his community bleed in silence. 🎧 Hit play. Share it. Take a stand before it’s too late.…

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Apple Music’s Replay All Time: Your Ultimate Lifetime Playlist Flex 1:40

15 days ago1:40

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Brace yourself — Apple Music just unleashed Replay All Time, the dopest way to see every single song you’ve ever streamed since day one. It’s like your personal musical time capsule, serving up your all-time top jams, artists, and hidden bangers. Get ready to deep-dive into your lifetime vibe and flex those streaming stats like a certified legend. This is brain rot for your ears, and you’re gonna want to share it everywhere.…

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🛰️ SDN ALERT: 🇺🇸 America Just Logged In… 💀💬 And Dropped BOMBS 💣🚀🔥 1:07

25 days ago1:07

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The United States just made its move and it wasn’t a handshake. In a stunning escalation, U.S. B-2 bombers hit three Iranian nuclear sites (Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan) with precision strikes. This ain’t proxy beef anymore America is in the war now, officially. Trump called it a “very successful operation,” but the world’s on edge. Iran vows retaliation. Stay locked. This is not a drill. 💣🌍⚠️…

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Nukes, Phones, and Free Trials: Why the World Feels Like a Movie Right Now 2:29

29 days ago2:29

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The world’s on edge and your boy Prap Young is watching every move like it’s the series finale of Game of Thrones. In this episode of Brain Rot, we’re breaking down the chaos: U.S. military bases going into high alert, Iran and Israel throwing warnings like it’s dodgeball, China telling citizens to leave, and Trump out here launching phones mid-drama like it’s an iPhone drop. Is World War III really creeping in… or is the media just tryna make your blood pressure spike? We’ll talk war radar updates, global power plays, and why somehow, in the middle of all this, Chandler’s still bragging about free Apple Music. Tap in, get paranoid (but funny), and stay woke.…

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THIS NEW GAME BUZZIN: Ashvalor 1:23

5 weeks ago1:23

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Today, we talkin’ about Ashvalor. You ever load up a game and instantly regret being alive? That’s Ashvalor, baby. You play as Nazra — prophecy baby, shadow slayer, PTSD in boots. And she don’t even got time to breathe — the goblins spawnin’ like it’s Black Friday at the evil mall. The game drops you in a haunted forest with nothing but vibes and violence. No autosave. No mercy. Your tab crashes? That’s canon. You lose progress? That’s just trauma XP. I reached Level 3 while eating pizza and defending my life like I was on a budget version of World of Warcraft. Goblins came at me like debt collectors. I had 130 HP outta 240 and still held my ground like a legend. 🍕 Also… shoutout to Chrome settings for that “don’t preload pages” trick — y’all really the unofficial devs now. This ain’t your AAA masterpiece. This is that “I made this with Wi-Fi pain and browser tears” kinda game. It’s glitchy, it’s cursed, it’s beautiful. And I love it. So if you into games that feel like emotional damage wrapped in pixels, go play Ashvalor. Or don’t. But if you do, don’t tab out — your soul might not come back.…

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BREAKING: YouTube Now a Beastocracy 1:31

6 weeks ago1:31

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MrBeast just hit 400 MILLION subscribers on YouTube and we’re officially in the Simulation Endgame. In today’s episode, we spiral into the digital abyss asking the real questions: Does MrBeast own humanity now? Will every baby be born subscribed by default? Is the algorithm our new god? We analyze the numbers, panic over the future, and salute the king of cash giveaways who now legally controls oxygen. This isn’t a milestone — it’s a warning. Plug in. Brain rot guaranteed. 🧠📉…

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China Just Dropped COVID DLC: NB.1.8.1 Goes Global 1:15

7 weeks ago1:15

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Bro China really dropped NB.1.8.1 like it’s the COVID Season 5 update. This variant ain’t stronger, just faster — like Usain Bolt with a cough. It’s in the U.S. now, so if your throat start feelin’ like sandpaper and your nose goes full faucet mode… congrats, you just downloaded the patch. Sanitize and pray, cause this DLC wild.…

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This Ain’t GTA… This a Whole AI-Infested Fever Dream 2:28

7 weeks ago2:28

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Bro this game MindsEye lookin’ like GTA got hacked by Elon Musk and went full sci-fi mode. You got robots, brain chips, drive-bys in the year 2099, and plot twists makin’ my neurons glitch. Benzies really said “lemme drop the most cracked open-world fever dream of 2025.” June 10 we outside.

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Mickey Ain’t Mice: Disney Pulls Up on YouTube for Stealing the Ops 1:17

7 weeks ago1:17

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MICKEY AIN’T MICE: Disney Pulls Up on YouTube for Stealing the Ops In a plot twist straight outta a corporate telenovela, Disney just hit YouTube with the ultimate cease and desist vibes. Why? ‘Cause YouTube — aka Google’s chaotic little sibling — yoinked one of Disney’s top ops: Justin Connolly, the dude who basically had Mickey’s whole war map in his brain. Homie wasn’t just any suit — he was the President of Platform Distribution, aka the guy who knew everything about Disney’s bag, deals, strategies, and future plays. Right before he dipped, he was even handling licensing talks with YouTube. And now? Bro’s the new head of sports/media… at YouTube. Suspicious? Mickey thinks so too. Disney’s lawyers pulled up like: “Your Honor, this is not just job-hopping. This is high-level intel robbery with a side of breach of contract.” They basically told the court: “Justin’s got the whole playbook. We’re tryna launch our ESPN streaming beast, YouTube’s out here copping NFL rights — it’s not giving fair play.” So now Disney’s suing to block him from even working at YouTube, and they want the court to ice out anything that smells like leaked secrets. No cap, this could change the way execs hop jobs in the whole industry. While Mickey’s loading legal papers like Infinity Stones, the rest of the media world’s eating popcorn watching two titans throw hands over a power move that might decide the future of sports streaming.…

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Former President Biden Enters His “Final Boss Battle” Wishing Him Strength in the Fight 1:45

8 weeks ago1:45

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Word just dropped that he’s been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. Like… not the “mild side quest” kind this one pulled up with main villain energy. 💀 His body really said, “You’ve conquered elections, pandemics, debates, and memes… now face the ultimate internal plot twist.” But for real jokes aside sending love and strength to the man. Nobody deserves this fight, and we genuinely hope he pulls through like the seasoned warrior he is. 🙏💙 Still… the prostate didn’t have to go full Marvel villain, dang.…

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Skibidi News Drop: Brain Rot Bangers & Sigma Tea, No Ohio Vibes 2:16

9 weeks ago2:16

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This the news, no Ohio, all banger, skibidi toilet energy. Stay locked in, besties!

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Moms: Surviving Chaos, One Snack at a Time 1:20

9 weeks ago1:20

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In this episode, we shout out all the amazing moms out there who keep the world spinning. From breakfast-in-bed disasters to superhero-level multitasking, we’re celebrating moms in the most brain rot way possible. Get ready for laughs, chaos, and a lot of love for the unsung legends who manage to hold it all together (barely).…

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Apple Pay Just Landed on PS5 & Now It’s Wild Easy to Blow the Bag on Games 1:15

10 weeks ago1:15

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Apple Pay just pulled up on the PS5, making it stupid easy to cop games, DLC, and more with a quick scan from your iPhone or iPad. No cards, no stress—just tap in and blow the bag.

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BROOO GTA 6 TRAILER 2 JUST DROPPED AND I’M LOSING MY MIND WTF ROCKSTAR WENT CRAZYYYYY!!!! 2:08

10 weeks ago2:08

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The wait is OVER. Rockstar just dropped GTA 6 Trailer Part 2, and wow… it’s everything we hoped for AND MORE. The visuals? Gorgeous. The action? Unmatched. The hype? Through the roof. I won’t be showing the actual trailer here (copyright reasons), but trust me — it’s worth every second. I’m just here to give my raw commentary and break down what I saw, because this trailer is THAT good. Go watch the official trailer for yourself on Rockstar’s YouTube or their website, then come back here so we can scream together. GTA 6 is about to change gaming forever. See you in 2026.…

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BREAKING: ROCKSTAR GAMES COOKS UP ANOTHER DELAY — GTA 6 NOW DROPPING MAY 26, 2026 2:18

11 weeks ago2:18

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Yo. We got bad news from the land of cop chases, flying cars, and broken promises. Rockstar Games just brainrotted the whole internet again, announcing that GTA 6 is now delayed ’til MAY 26, 2026. Yeah. That’s four whole days after some of y’all turn 24, but like… who even cares anymore? They swore on everything that we were eating Fall 2025. We had our clown makeup ready. We marked our calendars. We made the memes. And now? They hit us with that “We need more time to polish the experience” garbage like it ain’t been 12 years since the last drop. Bro, what are you polishing? The pixels? The palm trees? Our patience? This is like waiting for your food at a restaurant, and the waiter walks past your table for the 7th time talking about “It’s almost ready, boss.” No it ain’t. You forgot to put it in. Just say that. Twitter’s on fire. Fans are sobbing in Vice City neon. Pre-orders? Cursed. Hype? Cooked. Delusion? Sky high. We’re all just NPCs in Rockstar’s side mission now. Anyway, catch y’all in 2026. Maybe. Unless they delay it again to celebrate GTA V’s 20th anniversary or some other nonsense.…

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Kanye West Speedruns a Twitch Ban 0:48

12 weeks ago0:48

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Kanye hopped on Twitch and got insta-yeeted in 7 minutes—new personal best. After previewing his wild “Heil Hitler” track and stacking up a resume of chaos, Twitch said nah fam and hit him with the digital guillotine. This man really out here treating bans like achievements.

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Pope Francis Logged Out of Life — Heaven Got the W 0:41

12 weeks ago0:41

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Bro fr ascended. Pope Francis, the Vatican’s top G since 2013, just dipped from Earth and caught that holy respawn. Word on the street is his brain blue-screened and now he’s chillin’ in heaven with the saints. From blessing timelines to shutting down capitalism IRL, the Pope really said “mission complete.” This vid breaks down the vibes, the legacy, and the logout. No cap. #HolyW #FinalLogout #PopeOut #HeavenGotANewMain…

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“MAMI SAID YES?? Rhea Ripley LEGALLY Adopts Fan at WrestleMania & Internet LOSES SANITY” 1:59

13 weeks ago1:59

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we deep dive into the unhinged chaos of Rhea Ripley literally adopting a fan at WrestleMania like it’s WWE Family Simulator. Mami pulled out the pen, signed the papers, and boom — buddy got IRL lore unlocked. We’re talkin’ parasocial speedrun, fanfic turned canon, and the timeline combusting with “me next” energy. Cringe? Iconic? Mentally cooked? Yes. Tap in as we unpack the most brain rot moment of WWE 2025. #RheaRipley #WrestleMania2025 #WWEChaos #WWEFamilySimulator #ParasocialSpeedrun #FanficTurnedCanon #WWEUnhinged #BrainRotMoments #CringeOrIconic #TimelineCombustion #WWE2025 #MamiMoments #WWEFanCulture #MentalCooked #WWEDeepDive #WrestlingLore #IconicWrestlingMoments…

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16 Yrs Old: Can Drive, Can Work, Can’t Watch a Skibidi Ad?? | COPPA 2.0 2:40

14 weeks ago2:40

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Yo, so COPPA 2.0 just dropped and it’s lookin’ like the internet equivalent of putting training wheels on a Tesla. Like, who said kids under 17 can’t handle an ad? Bruh, 16-year-olds out here drivin’ cars, holdin’ down jobs, payin’ for DoorDash and Spotify Premium, but suddenly an ad for Takis is where we draw the line? Like huh? Be so fr right now.…

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KFC’s Fried Chicken Toothpaste is a Disgusting Gimmick That No One Needed 3:28

14 weeks ago3:28

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KFC’s fried chicken-flavored toothpaste is here, and it’s a total gimmick. Seriously, who asked for this? From the hype to the bizarre concept, we’re diving into why this “novelty product” is just… unnecessary. 🤦‍♂️ Let’s be real – no one needs fried chicken in their toothpaste. Will this trend keep going? What’s next, pizza-flavored deodorant? 😬 Watch as we break it all down, and don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments! 🗣 #KFC #FriedChickenToothpaste #NoveltyProducts #Gimmick #ToothpasteFail #KFCFail #ViralProducts #SocialMediaTrends #WTF #DontBuyThis #AbsurdMarketing #HypedUpProducts #LaughOrCry KFC, Fried Chicken Toothpaste, Novelty Products, Gimmick, Toothpaste Fail, KFC Fail, Viral Products, Social Media Trends, WTF, DontBuyThis, Absurd Marketing, Hyped Up Products, LaughOrCry…

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Brain Rot News Drop: Mars, TikTok Drama, & The Sims 5 Madness! 3:43

14 weeks ago3:43

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Get ready for the craziest breaking news in Gen Alpha lingo! From Elon Musk’s Mars plans to TikTok drama shaking the internet, and The Sims 5 dropping major teasers – we’re covering it all. Tune in for the lowdown on what’s popping and why the internet’s losing its mind! You don’t wanna miss this vibe. 👽📱🎮 . Make sure to send a story to us and we will shout you out. Send it to Instagram. @prapyoung…

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iOS 18.4 Emojis Got Me Acting Skibidi 😭 💀 2:05

15 weeks ago2:05

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Yo, Apple spilled the tea on iOS 18.4, and it’s straight fire 🔥—8 new emojis droppin’ like the “I ain’t slept” face 😫, purple splatter 💜, and a harp 🎻 for the cultured rizzlers. England flag 🏴 been here since 2016, but why it even exist tho? We breakin’ it down, brain rot style, no Ohio vibes. Are these emojis hittin’ or mid? Tap in, fam! 👀…

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Brain Rot Bulletin: April Fool’s 2025 –Zero Chill 3:14

15 weeks ago3:14

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Fam, it’s April 1, 2025, and the world’s serving chaos on a platter! Trump yeets health workers, Neuralink bro slays chess with his brain, Davina sobs over her tumor slay, a senator’s skull gets stapled, and phones are frying our vibes. Real stories, brain-rot remix—catch these W’s before reality ratios us all!…

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Cameo Stay Finessing and Defending Weirdos for the Bag 6:22

16 weeks ago6:22

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Cameo be looking like a W at first but nah it’s a whole scam wrapped in clout chasing. Celebs charging like $500 to mumble a 10-second shoutout like bro at least pretend to care. Hidden fees everywhere, weird paywalls, and if you ain’t got money don’t even bother tryna feel included. And they really out here letting predators like edp445 eat while blackballing new talents for nothing. Bro got canceled off the whole internet but Cameo still letting him run it up like that’s normal. Protecting creeps but acting like they care about their image is crazy. New talent get it even worse. They let you make a couple hundred in a week from instant mode , gas sing you up, then boom you blacklisted like you never existed. No promo, no support, just tossed aside once they done eating off you. Yeah some celebs make it cool but overall it’s overpriced mid. Cameo be the fast food of fan interactions, barely worth it but people keep coming back like they don’t know better.…

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Steph Curry x Michelle Obama Drop ‘Plezi’—The Hydration Collab Nobody Asked For 0:50

16 weeks ago0:50

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Oh boy, here we go. Steph Curry and Michelle Obama just decided to drop a new drink on us, and it’s called Plezi. Yeah, you heard that right—Steph Curry, the guy who made a career out of shooting three-pointers, and Michelle Obama, who’s basically the self-proclaimed queen of nutrition and the “Let’s Move!” campaigns, have teamed up to drop a hydration drink that’s supposed to compete with Prime, Gatorade, and whatever else you’ve been drinking while pretending to be healthy. Plezi comes in three flavors—Lemon Lime, Orange Mango Twist, and Tropical Punch—because who doesn’t want to sip on a drink that sounds like it could be the official beverage of a 2010s Nickelodeon cartoon? Available for $25 for a pack of 12, which is totally not gonna flop harder than the new Snow White movie. Like, did Michelle Obama really sign up for this? Oh, and don’t forget, Steph’s wife, Ayesha, helped “create” the drink formula, which—no shade, but I’m pretty sure they just tossed some fruit flavors and called it “unbeatable.” People are already roasting this collab harder than a burnt toast on Twitter. It’s the most “random collab of the year,” they say. The most “weirdest collab ever,” they say. Seriously, it’s like mixing a sports drink with a public service announcement about healthy eating. But hey, let’s not forget, this isn’t just about throwing a drink into the market—Curry was in the lab, helping with everything, from the drink to the bottle. Because if there’s anyone who knows how to bottle success, it’s a guy who hits shots from half-court, right? Honestly, unless it’s the official drink of your local gym’s treadmill section, Plezi’s gonna flop harder than a cringe-worthy TikTok dance at your aunt’s wedding.…

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TikTok Going Wild with AMBER Alerts on the FYP! 1:02

17 weeks ago1:02

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Ayo, TikTok just went FULL PARENT MODE, fam. Now, if there’s a kid missing near you, BAM, an AMBER alert is gonna pop up on your FYP like it’s no biggie. Yup, you ain’t gotta search for nothin’, it’s just there, right in front of your face, interrupting your scroll. And get this—there’s a button to call 911 like it’s some sorta hero button. Like, imagine you’re vibing to your favorite sound, and BOOM, an alert hits your screen. Now, you’re not just out here for the memes—you’re saving lives. Don’t just keep scrolling, fam. Hit that 911 button and be the real-life superhero TikTok needs. 💥 TikTok just turned into a whole new level of helping out—this app ain’t just for dances no more. Stay woke, save lives, and keep that 911 button in your back pocket like a secret weapon. 👀💥…

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Blood Moon Tomorrow: Total Slay or Total Flop? No Cap, It’s Bussin’! 1:38

18 weeks ago1:38

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Yo, fam, there’s a straight-up blood moon droppin’ tomorrow, March 13, 2025, and it’s gonna be bussin’! This ain’t no mid lunar vibe—Earth’s shadow’s gonna yeet the moon into a red glow for 65 minutes, peakin’ at 2:59 a.m. EDT. North America’s got the VIP pass, but if you’re West Coast, it’s poppin’ off at 11:26 p.m. PDT. No cap, it’s the first total lunar eclipse since 2022, and it’s lowkey a big deal. The moon’s gonna be extra—like, Worm Moon meets Blood Moon energy, all because the sun’s rays get filtered through Earth’s atmosphere, turnin’ it red like a TikTok glow-up. You don’t need drip or fancy gear to peep it—just vibe outside with clear skies. Binoculars? Slay. Telescope? Chef’s kiss. But even naked eyes are valid for this sigma event. If you’re tryna lock in, totality’s the main character moment—stars might even pop off around it. East Coast, you’re up late at 2:26 a.m.; Hawaii, you’re chillin’ at 8:26 p.m. Weather’s the only opp—clouds could ratio your view, so pray for W skies. Europe’s cooked tho, barely catchin’ it before moonset. This ain’t just cap—it’s a flex from nature, first of three blood moons by 2026. Christopher Columbus once used one to rizz up some locals in 1504, so it’s got lore. Don’t snooze on this—set your alarm, grab some munchies, and vibe check the night sky. It’s goated, fr fr.…

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Queen Energy Unlocked: The World Celebrate International Women’s Day 2:54

19 weeks ago2:54

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International Women’s Day is like this BIG day on March 8th where we celebrate all the amazing women everywhere! It’s like a global shoutout to all the ladies who’ve done awesome things, from breaking barriers to just being absolute legends. It’s all about shouting ‘Yay women!’ but also calling out the things that still aren’t fair – like, why are some things still so messed up? We need to smash stereotypes and make sure women can do whatever they want, anywhere. So, it’s basically about saying ‘Go women!’ and making sure the world gets a whole lot better for everyone, no matter where they are! And we do that TODAY.…

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Skype’s Yeeted in May 2025: Gen Alpha’s Brain Rot Scoop on the L Vibe 2:04

20 weeks ago2:04

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Alright, fam, here’s the extra sauce your Gen Alpha brain rot crew needs to know about Skype getting yeeted in May 2025. Hold tight, ‘cause we’re diving deeper into the tea. First off, the shutdown’s not just a random vibe check – Microsoft’s been dropping hints for ages that Skype was on life support. They’ve been pumping all their clout into Microsoft Teams, tryna make it the one-stop shop for calls, chats, and that corporate slay. Since 2021, Teams has been eating Skype’s lunch, and now it’s got over 300 million monthly users vibin’ on it. Skype? Bro, it’s been fading faster than a Snapchat streak – no cap, it’s barely a blip next to Discord or WhatsApp these days. For the tech nerds in the squad, here’s the 411: starting May 5, 2025, Skype’s desktop and mobile apps are getting bricked. You won’t even be able to log in, fam – it’s a total blackout. Microsoft’s like, “Don’t trip, we gotchu,” and they’re auto-migrating your Skype contacts and chat history to Teams. But heads up – some old files or crusty memes you sent back in 2010 might not make the cut. If you’re tryna save those throwback receipts, you gotta export ‘em manually before the plug’s pulled. Check Skype’s settings for the “export chat history” move – it’s lowkey clutch. Oh, and if you’re still flexin’ Skype credits or a subscription? Microsoft’s got your back… kinda. They’re promising refunds or Teams credits, but you gotta jump on that before the deadline or it’s a fat L. No word yet on the exact cutoff, so stay woke and peep their official site for the deets. For the real ones who used Skype for sus late-night calls or international rizz, this hits different. It’s not just an app dying – it’s a whole era getting ratioed. Gen Alpha’s probably like, “Who cares, we got better opps,” but the millennials are out here crying over their pixelated webcam memories. X posts are already popping off with “Skype was my childhood” takes – pure copium. Last thing: don’t sleep on Teams sneaking in some AI glow-up. Microsoft’s been flexing with Copilot integration, so maybe they’re tryna make it less boomer and more banger. Could be a W for the future, but right now, it’s still giving “forced group project” energy. So, squad, that’s the full drip. Skype’s toast, Teams is the new plug, and the clock’s ticking ‘til May. You dropping a “F” in the chat for Skype, or are we just moving on? Stay skibidi, fam!…

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Touch Grass App Drops March ‘25: Screen Time’s Cooked, Brains Are Back 2:19

20 weeks ago2:19

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First off, this ain’t just a gimmick—it’s got real brains behind it. The app’s using Google’s Cloud Vision API to flex its grass-detecting skills, scanning your pics like a hawk to make sure you’re not faking it with some sad houseplant or a green rug. Rumor has it, Rhys Kentish might even level up to a custom AI model down the line, so it’s only gonna get smarter at sniffing out your outdoor vibes. That’s next-gen accountability, fam—no cheating the system! For the eco-warriors out there, it’s got a green heart. That 50% of premium skip profits goin’ to UK wildlife and rewilding? It’s not just talk—think restoring habitats, planting trees, and saving critters while you’re saving yourself from scrollin’ into oblivion. It’s a double W: less screen time for you, more nature for the planet. Plus, the app’s got a retro 8-bit pixelated vibe—like if Mario had to ditch the pipes and go hug a lawn—so it’s got that quirky charm to keep things fun. Listeners should also know it’s iOS-only for now, droppin’ March 14, 2025, so Android peeps gotta sit tight. You’ll need an iPhone with iOS 17 or later, and yeah, you gotta have actual grass nearby—no excuses, city dwellers might need to hunt for a park! The free version’s chill with one skip a month, but premium’s where the party’s at: unlimited app blocks, screen time stats to flex your progress, and extra skips if you’re feelin’ lazy. It’s perfect for anyone who’s ever lost a whole morning to TikTok and thought, “Bruh, I need help.” Oh, and the hype’s real—it blew up on X and Hacker News after Rhys dropped the teaser, so your listeners are gettin’ in on somethin’ that’s already got the internet buzzin’. It’s not just an app; it’s a vibe shift—kickin’ phone addiction to the curb, one grass pic at a time. Tell ‘em to pre-order it on the App Store and get ready to touch grass like it’s a side quest in the game of life!…

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"Tulane SA Drama: Tea Spilled, No Cap" 2:32

20 weeks ago2:32

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Can we get more prevention? Protect our women man.

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Insta's New Dislike Button: Yeeting Vibes or Yeeting Mental Peace? 1:33

21 weeks ago1:33

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Insta's dropping a new dislike button and peeps are shook! Could this be the end of good vibes or just the start of more tea?

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Gettin’ Rid of Pennies Like a Boss: Trump’s Official Giga Chad Moment 1:17

22 weeks ago1:17

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump invents a new currency—Skullduggery Coin—to fight inflation. Pennies are OUT, and DOGE is the new president of the U.S. #MakeAmericaBillionaireAgain 💸💀

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Super Bowl 59: Chiefs vs. Eagles - A Skibidi Toilet Bowl 2:33

22 weeks ago2:33

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In a spectacle that could only be described as the ultimate brain rot event of the year, Super Bowl 59 pits the Kansas City Chiefs against the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans on February 9, 2025. This isn't just a game; it's a cultural phenomenon where football meets internet memes, viral dance moves, and the kind of commentary that only Gen Alpha can appreciate. Expect a showdown where Patrick Mahomes tries to three-peat with his legendary hair, while Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley aim to make the Eagles fly higher than ever, all under the watchful eye of millions, both in the stadium and glued to their screens, ready to turn every play into the next big meme.…

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"iPhone SE 2025 Dropping Next Week, Yeet the Home Button, Get USB-C!" 1:15

23 weeks ago1:15

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Get ready, fam! Apple's about to drop the new iPhone SE 2025 next week, saying bye-bye to the iconic home button and hello to a USB-C port. It's time to upgrade your tech game!

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🚨 Prap Young’s Cameo Is the Best Deal on the Internet 🚨 2:01

23 weeks ago2:01

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For less than a bag of chips, you can get a personalized message from future president, internet icon, and certified GOAT Prap Young . Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of history before he realizes he’s undercharging. Get yours now!

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YouTube's Got Us Rizzless: Hour-Long Ads Got Us Skibidi, Get Premium or GTFO 1:02

24 weeks ago1:02

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Bruh, YouTube's on some next level sus with these hour-long ads that you can't even yeet away, it's straight up sus! 😭 If you're tryna watch your fav vids without getting yeeted into ad land, you gotta cop that YouTube Premium drip or you're stuck in ad jail. No cap, this ain't the vibe, fam. Check out Dexerto's X post to see the tea spill on this madness. 💀…

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Royal Baby Just Dropped: Beatrice’s Fam Lowkey Obsessed with Tiny Queen-to-Be 2:33

24 weeks ago2:33

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“Beatrice just had baby Athena, and the fam is absolutely obsessed! Instead of Christmas with the in-laws, they kicked it with the Royals at Sandringham. Tiny Athena’s already a star, and Granny Fergie’s out here flexing her lil’ squad. Baby Athena’s got that royal lineage and a goddess name to match, and Beatrice is still out here leveling up in charity work. The whole fam’s thriving—royal vibes only!”…

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Florida Man Busted for Threats on Trump on Twitter 1:46

25 weeks ago1:46

1:46

"This Floridian dude got busted for spitting mad threats at Trump on Twitter X, yeeting his freedom. Now the Secret Service be all over it, tryna figure out if he's just cap or a real menace."

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MrBeast Yeets for TikTok The Ultimate Clout Grab 2:18

25 weeks ago2:18

2:18

MrBeast is lowkey tryna cop TikTok before it gets yeeted by the gov. This fam's all about that viral life, and now he's on a mission to keep the brain-dead vids poppin'. But it's not just about clout; it's a whole saga of politics, censorship, and the fight for the app everyone's obsessed with. No cap, this could be the biggest flex of the year.…

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Snowmageddon 2025: Louisiana's Winter Wonderland Gone Wild 2:27

25 weeks ago2:27

2:27

Yo, I want you peeps to know: - **Nature Be Wild:** Even in a place like Louisiana, where it's all about that heat, snow can still come through and be like, "Surprise!" - **I Hope You Got Ready, Fam:** I hope you prepped for the wild weather, no matter how rare. keep those alerts on. - **We're Stronger Together:** These wild weather moments show how we gotta look out for each other. From neighbors to the gov making moves, we're all in this together. - **Find the Lit Side:** Yeah, snow can be a pain, but it's also a chance to have some fun and make some epic memories. Embrace the moment. - **Safety First:** Keep it safe, don't be out here sliding on the roads, stay warm, and check on your homies, especially the ones who might not handle the cold well. - **Learn from This:** After the snow melts, we gotta think about what went right and what went wrong so next time, we're not just winging it. Enjoy the snow!…

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"Trump Takes Oath as 47th Prez: Inside Edition Cause Winter’s A B**ch 1:41

25 weeks ago1:41

1:41

Yo, Trump's getting sworn in for his second round as the 47th Prez, but it's indoors 'cause it's freakin' freezing outside, bruh. No outdoor vibez, they moved all that to the Capitol Rotunda to keep everyone from turning into popsicles. After he takes the oath, he's gonna scribble on some executive orders like it's nothing and then there's this lowkey parade at Capital One Arena 'cause, y'know, weather's trash. First time since Grover Cleveland for this non-consecutive term vibe, fam.…

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TikTok Ban Drama: App Gets Yeeted, Revived, and Back in Action Amid National Security Chaos 1:48

25 weeks ago1:48

1:48

TikTok faced a rollercoaster ride in the U.S., getting banned over national security concerns tied to its Chinese ownership. After a Supreme Court rejection and a temporary shutdown, former President Trump intervened with an executive order, sparking hope for its return. Now back online, the app’s comeback highlights the chaotic intersection of politics, tech, and internet culture, proving you can’t keep the FYP down for long.…

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"TikTok Yeeted from U.S. - Banned, No Cap" 1:12

25 weeks ago1:12